New for Father's Day
The Pooing Personality Quiz
Seven questions. Two minutes. One surprisingly revealing result.
Over the years, I've noticed something: people don't just have different digestive systems. They have different relationships with embarrassment, control, privacy, fear and trust. This quick quiz explores seven common patterns I've seen again and again. It's not scientific. It's not a diagnosis. It's just a bit of fun that might tell you something interesting about yourself.
The seven types
Marion has spent forty years quietly noticing how people relate to their gut. These are the seven patterns she's seen most. Most of us are a mix — but one usually leads.
- Apologiser
- Avoider
- Hider
- Holder
- Performer
- Rusher
- Wonderer
Ready when you are
Seven questions, about two minutes. Your result lands in your inbox.